/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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After all these years of looking at the naked female form, I still can’t help but get aroused.

239 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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“I should stop”, the immortal god thought to himself. NSFW

238 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I wonder if Joseph ever sat and thought, 'God made Adam from nothing more than the mud and dust.' NSFW

238 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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Have you heard about the new movie 'Constipation'?

238 upvotes • [deleted]

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What does my heart, soul, bank and balls all have in common?

238 upvotes • anon9876543210nymous

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My child came out to me as non-binary, and I was so proud that they were being true to themselves.

237 upvotes • RedWestern

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I woke up in a panic to find a giant roach lodged in my ear....

237 upvotes • CKO1967

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Funny how the taste of grease brings me back to the good old days.

237 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762

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"Are there any cannibals in your tribe?"

236 upvotes • [deleted]

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"Well Gary died doing what he loved."

236 upvotes • Mors_Vincit_Omnia2

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After all these years of looking at the naked female form, I still can’t help but get aroused.	239	shakeythirsty
“I should stop”, the immortal god thought to himself. NSFW	238	cindybubbles
I wonder if Joseph ever sat and thought, 'God made Adam from nothing more than the mud and dust.' NSFW	238	oldhandnewmind
Have you heard about the new movie 'Constipation'?	238	[deleted]
What does my heart, soul, bank and balls all have in common?	238	anon9876543210nymous
My child came out to me as non-binary, and I was so proud that they were being true to themselves.	237	RedWestern
I woke up in a panic to find a giant roach lodged in my ear....	237	CKO1967
Funny how the taste of grease brings me back to the good old days.	237	Character-Dingo8762
"Are there any cannibals in your tribe?"	236	[deleted]
"Well Gary died doing what he loved."	236	Mors_Vincit_Omnia2