/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

Doctor assured me that he performed dozens of surgeries like mine.

236 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday

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"Are there any cannibals in your tribe?"

236 upvotes • [deleted]

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The lady says “come over to my house, there’s nobody home

236 upvotes • nu24601

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“Are you pulling my leg?”

235 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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I went to the my brother's grave who was killed in action

235 upvotes • arrivederchijojo

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[DEC2020] Sitting on Santa's lap is fun because of all the places you get to see...

234 upvotes • thealiagator111

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I don't know if it was because of the man-thong, or that I kept looking behind them and asking if they were alone.

234 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum

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Sitting at the bar, Finnigan O'Sullivan was telling everyone in the tavern the tale of how he wrestled a leprechaun last night and nearly made off with its pot of gold.

234 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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“Yes, I do have a plan for each of you,” said God to the devout Christians.

234 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Since I’m a mechanic I spend lots of time at work just jacking it into the air.

234 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Doctor assured me that he performed dozens of surgeries like mine.	236	NoWingedHussarsToday
"Are there any cannibals in your tribe?"	236	[deleted]
The lady says “come over to my house, there’s nobody home	236	nu24601
“Are you pulling my leg?”	235	IOughtToBeThrownAway
I went to the my brother's grave who was killed in action	235	arrivederchijojo
[DEC2020] Sitting on Santa's lap is fun because of all the places you get to see...	234	thealiagator111
I don't know if it was because of the man-thong, or that I kept looking behind them and asking if they were alone.	234	makejokesandchewgum
Sitting at the bar, Finnigan O'Sullivan was telling everyone in the tavern the tale of how he wrestled a leprechaun last night and nearly made off with its pot of gold.	234	Outside_Normal
“Yes, I do have a plan for each of you,” said God to the devout Christians.	234	cindybubbles
Since I’m a mechanic I spend lots of time at work just jacking it into the air.	234	IOughtToBeThrownAway