/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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As a kid, I accidentally pooped on the floor at church

233 upvotes • Fiftyset80

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Home Delivey of food was getting both expensive and risky.

233 upvotes • noespressoisdepresso

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My friend: "my dick has curse of vanishing"

233 upvotes • ItZyAbOyMiKe

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I was enjoying singing along with the Phantom In Phantom of the Opera

233 upvotes • Subtle-Insomniac

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My entrepreneurial young son just told me he’s made 100,000 bucks using my iPad.

232 upvotes • GuyAwks

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With social distancing we'll have to figure out a way to high five each other without touching. A wi-five

232 upvotes • normelpersan

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In SpongeBob, plankton's brothel would be called the cum-bucket NSFW

232 upvotes • wondererSkull

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What type of jokes does death prefer?

232 upvotes • May-be-Ictos

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He said trust me and i took a long breath...

231 upvotes • [deleted]

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Finally, an original twosentencehorror that doesn't end with "I live alone..."!

231 upvotes • SuperJRock

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a kid, I accidentally pooped on the floor at church	233	Fiftyset80
Home Delivey of food was getting both expensive and risky.	233	noespressoisdepresso
My friend: "my dick has curse of vanishing"	233	ItZyAbOyMiKe
I was enjoying singing along with the Phantom In Phantom of the Opera	233	Subtle-Insomniac
My entrepreneurial young son just told me he’s made 100,000 bucks using my iPad.	232	GuyAwks
With social distancing we'll have to figure out a way to high five each other without touching. A wi-five	232	normelpersan
In SpongeBob, plankton's brothel would be called the cum-bucket NSFW	232	wondererSkull
What type of jokes does death prefer?	232	May-be-Ictos
He said trust me and i took a long breath...	231	[deleted]
Finally, an original twosentencehorror that doesn't end with "I live alone..."!	231	SuperJRock