/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Do you know what happened in 1945?

289 upvotes • buffreaper-nerfmei

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Hiding in my safe room I felt secure despite hearing the footsteps outside, that was until I heard...

289 upvotes • Perimetro20

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Who needs April fool?

288 upvotes • sreeker6

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When in doubt, you can always trust your gut!

287 upvotes • Legojedi73

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My friend told me that she had a dream where I called her a whore and ghosted her, I told her that’s absurd.

287 upvotes • [deleted]

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"Life was simpler when I was single"

286 upvotes • [deleted]

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Are you okay?

285 upvotes • SexyMcBacon

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Oh God, it's the Devil again.

285 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-smoking".

285 upvotes • ClutchingMyTinkle

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The wretched creature escaped, the world was gonna change

285 upvotes • bomberman324

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Do you know what happened in 1945?	289	buffreaper-nerfmei
Hiding in my safe room I felt secure despite hearing the footsteps outside, that was until I heard...	289	Perimetro20
Who needs April fool?	288	sreeker6
When in doubt, you can always trust your gut!	287	Legojedi73
My friend told me that she had a dream where I called her a whore and ghosted her, I told her that’s absurd.	287	[deleted]
"Life was simpler when I was single"	286	[deleted]
Are you okay?	285	SexyMcBacon
Oh God, it's the Devil again.	285	Outside_Normal
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-smoking".	285	ClutchingMyTinkle
The wretched creature escaped, the world was gonna change	285	bomberman324