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The wretched creature escaped, the world was gonna change

285 upvotes • bomberman324
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I hate the term stupid

285 upvotes • TrashMouth4898
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Uncle jack is stuck on his horse!

284 upvotes • StickySlush
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We hit 11,000 members

283 upvotes • CJ3510
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I once had a dog with only 3 feet.

283 upvotes • [deleted]
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Just a single gram has the power to kill a hundred men!

282 upvotes • IronMongerVi
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I put blood, sweat and tears into my job.

282 upvotes • Kiddish_Panda
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I anxiously opened the comments on my first TwoSentenceHorror submission.

281 upvotes • Scoobydude85
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The smell of maple syrup wafted through the air, people being absurdly kind to each other, and you couldn’t find a single Starbucks anywhere.

281 upvotes • Waddl3z
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This morning I told life I was tired of feeling down and I didn't care how many lemons it threw at me because I knew I could make lemonade.

279 upvotes • NoNoNotLikeThatAgain
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