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Dad said he was gonna get milk

10 upvotes • FlamingCoolBird
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Why i like reddit?

10 upvotes • [deleted]
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"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."

10 upvotes • Slashycent
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

10 upvotes • [deleted]
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I saw the "One Man, One Jar" video for the first time today.

10 upvotes • gideoncalv
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I live in a French Bakery

10 upvotes • TheOutcast06
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You don't oxygen tank to go deep-sea diving, you need oxygen tank to go diving twice.

10 upvotes • Legitimate-Cycle9969
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I used to get annoyed anytime anyone uttered the phrase "Are you picking up what I'm putting down?"

10 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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"How did you end up with so many stings?"

10 upvotes • GrimmRetails
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Two students walked into a Barr.

10 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum
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