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I was walking through the woods and my phone was dead.

10 upvotes • gramsarthritis
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i did alot of productive things today.

10 upvotes • JayVstories
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Shakira is going on trial for tax fraud.

10 upvotes • pass_the_hot_sauce
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Two criminals, one 7-foot, one 2-foot, are on the run from the police.

10 upvotes • GuinnessGoat212
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I came home to see my wife frying something in a pan.

10 upvotes • cindybubbles
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What does "ngl"? mean?

10 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday
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"Every party I ever went, there you were making me MISERABLE," he snarled at the terrified Benny, Anni-Frid, Björn, and Agnetha, "so I invented something capable of torturing you in the millions of ways you tortured me."

10 upvotes • [deleted]
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Coming out of the closet was hard for my cousin...

10 upvotes • CKO1967
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"Good news today I made a new friend!" I exclaim

10 upvotes • NeganoftheSaviors
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Yo mother is so toxic NSFW

10 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7
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