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During ww2, my grandfather was fighting with hitler…

10 upvotes • malchik-iz-interneta
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I have tough schedule

10 upvotes • ThatOneBoredDud3
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I woke up this morning, and my toilet was clogged.

10 upvotes • RudeFart
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Is it a good thing to give someone horse meat?

10 upvotes • Sweet_Neighborhood10
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What's one way to turn a mild-mannered cleaner into a raging homicidal maniac?

10 upvotes • cindybubbles
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The vampire woman walked anxiously into the dirty kitchen of the local old greasy spoon diner.

10 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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I put all my fury into my punches as I pummelled the idiotic man who stood at least a foot taller than me,

10 upvotes • Ring-A-Ding-Ding123
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Whatt do you get when you cross a chicken and an egg? ?

10 upvotes • idkmaybe61
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion.

10 upvotes • [deleted]
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What's the difference between a condom in a cop car? NSFW

10 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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