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[REDACTED]: ok, so our names are [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], by the way, can you say our names at the same time?

10 upvotes • beaniebabyairlines
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A hooker went to a chicken farm.

10 upvotes • Chicken_Mannakin
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10 upvotes • [deleted]
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How do roosters impregnate hens?

10 upvotes • Jussi_Wade_1755
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One of the perks of being a bird that nobody really talks about:

10 upvotes • powerofthePP
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''Nice to meat you" I said to the butcher.

10 upvotes • intodadepths333
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All your base are belong to us.

10 upvotes • copenhagen_bram
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My mother always told me "nothing good happens when you're up after 2 am."

10 upvotes • egcolt45
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My hostage doubled over as I hit her across the face.

10 upvotes • [deleted]
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This buffet place is amazing!

10 upvotes • IronMongerVi
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