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This is a Russian joke I heard a while back.

9 upvotes • Puzzleheaded_Rate_73
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An engineer walks into a bar and orders a drink.

9 upvotes • saketho
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My mom never encouraged me to do anything

9 upvotes • mistiriontg
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How the hell is my wife furious that I had sex with another woman?

9 upvotes • thefuturethe
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I wished for a knight in shining armour to save me, a damsel in distress.

9 upvotes • LunaRose320412
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The elevator was packed when I said, "Hey, do I smell fresh baked cookies, or is that cotton candy?"

9 upvotes • weirdinchicago
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You Guys Got Startbucks?

9 upvotes • CosmicCluster1011
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I tried to organize a block party a couple weeks ago to celebrate our area.

9 upvotes • bubblezoid
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Day 13,000 of Being a male.

9 upvotes • [deleted]
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Fantasy worlds have their nerds too.

9 upvotes • BasementDweller3000
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