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I hadn't visited home since my twins death. It was just too painful and felt wrong to be there without her.

9 upvotes • TigBiddySquiggles
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Jeffery wanted to show me his magic self-filling beer stein.

9 upvotes • [deleted]
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I once saw a sheep but as it looked at me it's neck grew longer and longer as it made a uncanny noise and

9 upvotes • SaikitamaYT
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At my bachelors party we hired a reverse stripper.

9 upvotes • [deleted]
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If I worked at CNN I'd feel kinda weird when Anderson Cooper says, "Your piece is fascinating."

9 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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“YOU’RE SHIT!” He yelled.

9 upvotes • iamsosmarter
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I watched Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers, not recently but still...

9 upvotes • Simple_Expression_49
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I wasn’t surprised when my book about the history of glue became a bestseller.

9 upvotes • cindybubbles
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My favorite song is Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

9 upvotes • Whocaresdamit
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Just another day reading stories at r/TwoSentenceSadness.

9 upvotes • King_of_the_Petai
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