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Kids be like, “I like trains!”

9 upvotes • Classic-Bandicoot-13
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I just got the Minecraft update that adds bees.

9 upvotes • shronkogre
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"What is my illness called?" asked a woman her gynecologist

9 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday
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Donald Cartman Trump got made fun of by world leaders.

9 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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I cringe as I see I killed enough people in The Flooded District to go into High Chaos, I quick load in attempt to stop my killing spree and go back to low chaos…

9 upvotes • Ring-A-Ding-Ding123
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I have a £6 plastic bong in my hands

9 upvotes • Madlad123444
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One day when I was 5, I found a cool weapon in my mom's room.

9 upvotes • Fun_Killah
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I used to be a man in a womans body.

9 upvotes • alice_832
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Fucking Taco Bell using silicone dioxide as an anti-caking agent!!!?!?!

9 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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When girls flirt with boys, it’s okay.

9 upvotes • JayPlaysBeamNG
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