/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I shall now state how to outpizza the hut.

8 upvotes • MachoBracho21

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The only one I know who thinks I'm "foxy"...

8 upvotes • Poise_and_Poison

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I can’t find my microfiber cloth anywhere

8 upvotes • AlchemystC12

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My nephew saw a hooters but he thought they were a fictional restaurant from movies so he asked about it saying "I didn't know they were real."

8 upvotes • [deleted]

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What do you call a baguette up your butt?

8 upvotes • TheOutcast06

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My teachers told the class that employers won't ask for GPA anyway.

8 upvotes • TimeLuckBug

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The reason the politicians and pundits are this way is because integrity doesn't sell.

8 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Sexologist asks patient, "What's wrong?"

8 upvotes • 7everine

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I lost my fucking car.

8 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I was watching some the television today.

8 upvotes • DudePlays

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I shall now state how to outpizza the hut.	8	MachoBracho21
The only one I know who thinks I'm "foxy"...	8	Poise_and_Poison
I can’t find my microfiber cloth anywhere	8	AlchemystC12
My nephew saw a hooters but he thought they were a fictional restaurant from movies so he asked about it saying "I didn't know they were real."	8	[deleted]
What do you call a baguette up your butt?	8	TheOutcast06
My teachers told the class that employers won't ask for GPA anyway.	8	TimeLuckBug
The reason the politicians and pundits are this way is because integrity doesn't sell.	8	HunterSDeadguy
Sexologist asks patient, "What's wrong?"	8	7everine
I lost my fucking car.	8	cindybubbles
I was watching some the television today.	8	DudePlays