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I had a successful BBQ party, despite my wife not helping.

7 upvotes • cindybubbles
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"Do you remember hitting your head when you ran from the bouncers?"

7 upvotes • naturaltraveler16
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Saddam Hussein was severely lactose intolerant

7 upvotes • Academic-Treacle3162
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My friend constantly brags about owning the libs

7 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday
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Idk why people hate molesters

7 upvotes • [deleted]
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Atter Winning the $500 Million Jackpot, I Gave Most of it to Charity

7 upvotes • Disciple_of_Cthulhu
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No more handouts.

7 upvotes • GiantJawa
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I met this nice woman who was going door to door selling these expensive toothbrushes.

7 upvotes • Skore79
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Straining to reach the top shelf, my failed climbing skills pulled the bookshelf down upon me, and every book I'd ever read came crashing down to crush me.

7 upvotes • [deleted]
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I killed a guy because they said I was too ugly to get a girlfriend...

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