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an honest farmer was busy humping his sheeps.

7 upvotes • [deleted]
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Are you absolutely sure you want me to press the button Mr. President?

7 upvotes • thefuturethe
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I was buying cookies from a Girl Scout and when I asked how much she said about tree fiddy.

7 upvotes • Smooth-Cycle5926
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I broke my dog's heart today.

7 upvotes • Dragonsrule18
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Why can't C++ programmers stay in a relationship?

7 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7
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My boss said that I need to get my act together, or he'll fire me.

7 upvotes • ALEX-1-12-5-24
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I love that my city provides everyone free water to drink and bath.

7 upvotes • Roboticfreeze
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After the switch was flipped sending electricity to course through the body causing it to twitch, the doctor couldn't resist shouting, "It's alive!"

7 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Thanos likes accounting

7 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber
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We were trolling around in the local cemetery and laughing at all of the hilarious inscriptions on the headstones.

7 upvotes • cindybubbles
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