/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

Whoever wrote the subtitles for parks and rec on Netflix was clearly not into 90's music.

8 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Does telepathy exist?

8 upvotes • ASTROtez

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“Seriously bro, no cap!”

8 upvotes • Michael-Hawkinson

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What do you get when you cross a human and a horse?

8 upvotes • Abortatortatport

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“Please don’t do this man, I’ll do anything else, please!”, I screamed at the man behind the screen.

8 upvotes • FI00p

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[DEC2020] Sitting on Santa's lap is fun because you can make yourself comfy and just chat.

8 upvotes • Kiran_Stone

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The Ants go marching 1 by 1, Hurrah, Hurrah.

8 upvotes • SaikitamaYT

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Being a parent; is seeing your child with a french fry, and not knowing where it came from.

8 upvotes • Codylucky13

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If a cop is called an officer,

8 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber

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I love my big brother

8 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Whoever wrote the subtitles for parks and rec on Netflix was clearly not into 90's music.	8	HunterSDeadguy
Does telepathy exist?	8	ASTROtez
“Seriously bro, no cap!”	8	Michael-Hawkinson
What do you get when you cross a human and a horse?	8	Abortatortatport
“Please don’t do this man, I’ll do anything else, please!”, I screamed at the man behind the screen.	8	FI00p
[DEC2020] Sitting on Santa's lap is fun because you can make yourself comfy and just chat.	8	Kiran_Stone
The Ants go marching 1 by 1, Hurrah, Hurrah.	8	SaikitamaYT
Being a parent; is seeing your child with a french fry, and not knowing where it came from.	8	Codylucky13
If a cop is called an officer,	8	OreMysticCoolcumber
I love my big brother	8	[deleted]