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I like being myself. I am I.

6 upvotes • AmulyaCattyCat
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Dropping subtle hints, I asked my parents if there was a political group that advocated rights for people who loved both men and women.

6 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Fireflies Glow In Sync to Find Mates

6 upvotes • ThatHurt255
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Stalker down voting me just to be a dick.

6 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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How is being a firefighter like being a pimp?

6 upvotes • kiopah
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[NSFW] "My son really wants an X-box for Christmas." NSFW

6 upvotes • GrimmRetails
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They said the only person capable of killing you is yourself NSFW

6 upvotes • CoodereRainy
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Hello welcome to the food restaurant what can I get for you?

6 upvotes • huge_ass_johnson
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Time crept to a stop as I watched the knife approach.

6 upvotes • Haunting-Cold5196
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I’m pretty tall so it’s common for random people to ask if I play basketball, which I don’t.

6 upvotes • joshuastcl
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