/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My dad said he went to get some milk, but he never came back.

4 upvotes • MinecraftFarlander

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I eat ass

4 upvotes • No_PlsStop

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As Ralph Sepe closed his eyes for the last time, he wondered what it was all for.

4 upvotes • zangoose28

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Ever since Australia basically caught fire, a lot of these billionaire philanthropists have been pledging to donate to firefighters for "fire relief efforts."

4 upvotes • scoot_da_fut

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My brother rented out his house to a friend, who sublet it to his father, who sublet it to his girlfriend, who sublet it to her side piece, who then sublet it back to my brother.

4 upvotes • cindybubbles

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The paranoid conspiracy theorist had injured himself trying to get off the grid.

4 upvotes • Godzillafanboy2005

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After eons of waiting I finally got to play with Gods toys and on my first go I

4 upvotes • Dwoodward85

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I put on my boots to take out some garbage bags

4 upvotes • Simple_Expression_49

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Judgement day has arrived.

4 upvotes • [deleted]

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Whenever I see kids, I think about how I could beat the shit out of it and it could do nothing about it. Just when it start to whine or cry....BAM!!! Karate chop on it's neck and a low shot to crotch and then pull off you can't see me hand sign

4 upvotes • sgc0014

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dad said he went to get some milk, but he never came back.	4	MinecraftFarlander
I eat ass	4	No_PlsStop
As Ralph Sepe closed his eyes for the last time, he wondered what it was all for.	4	zangoose28
Ever since Australia basically caught fire, a lot of these billionaire philanthropists have been pledging to donate to firefighters for "fire relief efforts."	4	scoot_da_fut
My brother rented out his house to a friend, who sublet it to his father, who sublet it to his girlfriend, who sublet it to her side piece, who then sublet it back to my brother.	4	cindybubbles
The paranoid conspiracy theorist had injured himself trying to get off the grid.	4	Godzillafanboy2005
After eons of waiting I finally got to play with Gods toys and on my first go I	4	Dwoodward85
I put on my boots to take out some garbage bags	4	Simple_Expression_49
Judgement day has arrived.	4	[deleted]
Whenever I see kids, I think about how I could beat the shit out of it and it could do nothing about it. Just when it start to whine or cry....BAM!!! Karate chop on it's neck and a low shot to crotch and then pull off you can't see me hand sign	4	sgc0014