/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Awakened from my slumber I investigate the loud sound coming from my room next door.

4 upvotes • Rusty-Jaguar

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She didn't believe in monsters, so she never cared about her feet dangling over the edge of the bed while she slept.

4 upvotes • apathiest58

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Funny how people pay for unlimited calls.

4 upvotes • Smiling_Thanos

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A man in the US calls emergency services and says “Help I think my friend is dead! What do I do?”

4 upvotes • TimeLuckBug

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We ran out of tapioca balls for the bubble tea, but I wasn’t worried.

4 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold

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Next time you want to talk shit on today's entertainment you should really reflect.

4 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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As I walked, I could hear everyone falling behind me and I though “oh geeze - I guess I shouldn’t have dropped those banana peels!”

4 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762

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When meditating, I try not to be Disturbed.

4 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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you know what high school girls share/have in common/share with boys

4 upvotes • StatisticianLoud5911

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The moon is actually falling toward the Earth, but its gravity that causes it to fall slowly around us until an inevitable collision.

4 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Awakened from my slumber I investigate the loud sound coming from my room next door.	4	Rusty-Jaguar
She didn't believe in monsters, so she never cared about her feet dangling over the edge of the bed while she slept.	4	apathiest58
Funny how people pay for unlimited calls.	4	Smiling_Thanos
A man in the US calls emergency services and says “Help I think my friend is dead! What do I do?”	4	TimeLuckBug
We ran out of tapioca balls for the bubble tea, but I wasn’t worried.	4	mydadsnameisharold
Next time you want to talk shit on today's entertainment you should really reflect.	4	HunterSDeadguy
As I walked, I could hear everyone falling behind me and I though “oh geeze - I guess I shouldn’t have dropped those banana peels!”	4	Character-Dingo8762
When meditating, I try not to be Disturbed.	4	Outside_Normal
you know what high school girls share/have in common/share with boys	4	StatisticianLoud5911
The moon is actually falling toward the Earth, but its gravity that causes it to fall slowly around us until an inevitable collision.	4	HunterSDeadguy