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[NOV2020] Black Friday is a prime example of how savage and uncivilized the human race can be.

191 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Watching all these makeup tutorials scare me

191 upvotes • abhijithvivek

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I begged and pleaded with them to believe me, we had to save ourselves from the killers.

191 upvotes • dwain4444

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"Kill them...kill them all" my boss commanded.

190 upvotes • MattCW1701

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Everyone who queued up was flexing their hands, cracking their knuckles, and laughing like this was some kind of joke.

190 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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"Don't you dare die on me, I can't be alone," the man begged, helplessly. NSFW

190 upvotes • bitcointhrowaway4321

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You know there’s a theory that no two people see color the same way.

190 upvotes • Mother_Orchid_1109

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I won the lottery today US$1 million dollars and since I'm a nice guy, I donated a quarter to charity.

190 upvotes • Crafty-Bedroom8190

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My ass just made a huge, disgusting mess.

189 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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Did you know that you can split sounds in a musical keyboard?

189 upvotes • Tramelo

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV2020] Black Friday is a prime example of how savage and uncivilized the human race can be.	191	Outside_Normal
Watching all these makeup tutorials scare me	191	abhijithvivek
I begged and pleaded with them to believe me, we had to save ourselves from the killers.	191	dwain4444
"Kill them...kill them all" my boss commanded.	190	MattCW1701
Everyone who queued up was flexing their hands, cracking their knuckles, and laughing like this was some kind of joke.	190	Outside_Normal
"Don't you dare die on me, I can't be alone," the man begged, helplessly. NSFW	190	bitcointhrowaway4321
You know there’s a theory that no two people see color the same way.	190	Mother_Orchid_1109
I won the lottery today US$1 million dollars and since I'm a nice guy, I donated a quarter to charity.	190	Crafty-Bedroom8190
My ass just made a huge, disgusting mess.	189	IOughtToBeThrownAway
Did you know that you can split sounds in a musical keyboard?	189	Tramelo