/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

I always wanted to be a right hand of a gang boss before NSFW

193 upvotes • loltst

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The genie granted me my wish: whatever I wrote would become true.

192 upvotes • petyrlabenov

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"It's alright," the doctor said, "it's normal to have an erection during a prostrate exam."

192 upvotes • veldora_

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“Oh no, my husband’s coming!” whispered the wife as she ushered her boyfriend into the closet.

192 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Sorry, with the quarantine going on right now, all I have are inside jokes

192 upvotes • normelpersan

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They say you can’t win a water fight

192 upvotes • LexiconD

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I begged and pleaded with them to believe me, we had to save ourselves from the killers.

191 upvotes • dwain4444

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Watching all these makeup tutorials scare me

191 upvotes • abhijithvivek

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A cat fell from a tree.

191 upvotes • don_kenobii

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[NOV2020] Black Friday is a prime example of how savage and uncivilized the human race can be.

191 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always wanted to be a right hand of a gang boss before NSFW	193	loltst
The genie granted me my wish: whatever I wrote would become true.	192	petyrlabenov
"It's alright," the doctor said, "it's normal to have an erection during a prostrate exam."	192	veldora_
“Oh no, my husband’s coming!” whispered the wife as she ushered her boyfriend into the closet.	192	cindybubbles
Sorry, with the quarantine going on right now, all I have are inside jokes	192	normelpersan
They say you can’t win a water fight	192	LexiconD
I begged and pleaded with them to believe me, we had to save ourselves from the killers.	191	dwain4444
Watching all these makeup tutorials scare me	191	abhijithvivek
A cat fell from a tree.	191	don_kenobii
[NOV2020] Black Friday is a prime example of how savage and uncivilized the human race can be.	191	Outside_Normal