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I was talking to a guy the other day who said he had a half sister. NSFW

195 upvotes • S2Charlie

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i once caught a fish this big! ( )

194 upvotes • theepicmemelord911

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'Local man suing Catholic Church after séance with dead father confirms there is no God.'

194 upvotes • Mors_Vincit_Omnia2

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

194 upvotes • Corona-saurusrex

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“Griselda,” said the boss to the corporate downsizer, “ever since you came, we’ve had no lawsuits and no applications for unemployment insurance so we’d like you to stay on as a permanent employee in our HR department!”

194 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Ever since my diagnosis of Pica, I've been craving office supplies.

194 upvotes • scoot_da_fut

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Don't get clickbaited

193 upvotes • OKGui

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[Nsfw] My girlfriend saw the size of a horse's penis and broke up with me. NSFW

193 upvotes • GrimmRetails

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I already scrolled down 47 pages on Pornhub search.

193 upvotes • k-ska

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I always wanted to be a right hand of a gang boss before NSFW

193 upvotes • loltst

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was talking to a guy the other day who said he had a half sister. NSFW	195	S2Charlie
i once caught a fish this big! ( )	194	theepicmemelord911
'Local man suing Catholic Church after séance with dead father confirms there is no God.'	194	Mors_Vincit_Omnia2
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.	194	Corona-saurusrex
“Griselda,” said the boss to the corporate downsizer, “ever since you came, we’ve had no lawsuits and no applications for unemployment insurance so we’d like you to stay on as a permanent employee in our HR department!”	194	cindybubbles
Ever since my diagnosis of Pica, I've been craving office supplies.	194	scoot_da_fut
Don't get clickbaited	193	OKGui
[Nsfw] My girlfriend saw the size of a horse's penis and broke up with me. NSFW	193	GrimmRetails
I already scrolled down 47 pages on Pornhub search.	193	k-ska
I always wanted to be a right hand of a gang boss before NSFW	193	loltst