/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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A man was being eaten by cannibals, and said, "Are you shitting me!?" And one of the cannibals said, "Eventually."

171 upvotes • [deleted]

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For goodness sake nurse,

171 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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Every Christmas I try to follow the advice ‘eat, drink, and be merry’

171 upvotes • pedroplaysguitar

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if time is relative, then it's also incest because it keeps fk'g me over

171 upvotes • wondererSkull

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Ralph tried to discipline his kids with his belt. NSFW

171 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Why did the Indian cross the road?

171 upvotes • theinvincible-dosa

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If you have an erection that lasts longer than three hours, contact your doctor.

170 upvotes • DraytonsFatStacks

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“Atoms never touch each other so when you feel something it’s your atoms interacting.”

170 upvotes • ajdbsidb26104

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How do you find will Smith in the snow

170 upvotes • LostSkill2605

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Apparently you aren’t allowed to just walk into elementary schools due to the fact “you could be armed”

170 upvotes • Kar98kSnipe

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A man was being eaten by cannibals, and said, "Are you shitting me!?" And one of the cannibals said, "Eventually."	171	[deleted]
For goodness sake nurse,	171	oldhandnewmind
Every Christmas I try to follow the advice ‘eat, drink, and be merry’	171	pedroplaysguitar
if time is relative, then it's also incest because it keeps fk'g me over	171	wondererSkull
Ralph tried to discipline his kids with his belt. NSFW	171	cindybubbles
Why did the Indian cross the road?	171	theinvincible-dosa
If you have an erection that lasts longer than three hours, contact your doctor.	170	DraytonsFatStacks
“Atoms never touch each other so when you feel something it’s your atoms interacting.”	170	ajdbsidb26104
How do you find will Smith in the snow	170	LostSkill2605
Apparently you aren’t allowed to just walk into elementary schools due to the fact “you could be armed”	170	Kar98kSnipe