/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Can you tell me again why Mary is being expelled?!" I asked to the principle in a fit of rage.

173 upvotes • GladCricket

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My heart sank as I opened the door and saw the tattered, shredded remains that lay inside.

173 upvotes • ponderanceband

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Stupidity is a spectators sport.

173 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I find it very difficult to greet my grandma through the window due to the coronavirus.

172 upvotes • origineleappeltaart

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I forgot the roman numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500

172 upvotes • Peachy-Pups

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When I got beat up by a group of bullies in middle school, my dad told me to go up to the biggest one of them and punch him in the face.

172 upvotes • Fun_Killah

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An octopus pulls out a gun with each hand

172 upvotes • neverskipeggday

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Masturbation feels so much better now that I've begun to sample various lotions.

172 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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Periods are a very natural thing.

172 upvotes • trevormonk

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Meat NSFW

172 upvotes • jshebsbsbsv

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Can you tell me again why Mary is being expelled?!" I asked to the principle in a fit of rage.	173	GladCricket
My heart sank as I opened the door and saw the tattered, shredded remains that lay inside.	173	ponderanceband
Stupidity is a spectators sport.	173	HunterSDeadguy
I find it very difficult to greet my grandma through the window due to the coronavirus.	172	origineleappeltaart
I forgot the roman numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500	172	Peachy-Pups
When I got beat up by a group of bullies in middle school, my dad told me to go up to the biggest one of them and punch him in the face.	172	Fun_Killah
An octopus pulls out a gun with each hand	172	neverskipeggday
Masturbation feels so much better now that I've begun to sample various lotions.	172	TheOminousDarkness
Periods are a very natural thing.	172	trevormonk
Meat NSFW	172	jshebsbsbsv