/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

"Welcome back everyone"

176 upvotes • T_Fawkes

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"What do you do when you feel alone" I asked my brother NSFW

176 upvotes • whatheplacebo

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My girlfriend uses tinder for finding new friends and met this amazing baker who made her a batch of delicious frosted cookies. NSFW

176 upvotes • gooberdoober9876

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You bring your dog in here twice a month for a trim, and a pedicure, and I've told you that you need to brush this dog daily, but I'm done wasting my breath...

176 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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My friend asked me if i’d rather have a “goat” for a pet or a “mattababy”

175 upvotes • y414p

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So my grandpa tried to teach me how to milk a cow this morning.

175 upvotes • normelpersan

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I don't think ghosts are saying "Boo" to scare us.

174 upvotes • lanternkeeper

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Batman wears dark colors because he doesn't want to get shot.

174 upvotes • Gqsmooth1969

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A version of me from 5 years into the future told me that my time machine was too dangerous to use, but I laughed him off.

174 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test

174 upvotes • No_Cause2676

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Welcome back everyone"	176	T_Fawkes
"What do you do when you feel alone" I asked my brother NSFW	176	whatheplacebo
My girlfriend uses tinder for finding new friends and met this amazing baker who made her a batch of delicious frosted cookies. NSFW	176	gooberdoober9876
You bring your dog in here twice a month for a trim, and a pedicure, and I've told you that you need to brush this dog daily, but I'm done wasting my breath...	176	TheOminousDarkness
My friend asked me if i’d rather have a “goat” for a pet or a “mattababy”	175	y414p
So my grandpa tried to teach me how to milk a cow this morning.	175	normelpersan
I don't think ghosts are saying "Boo" to scare us.	174	lanternkeeper
Batman wears dark colors because he doesn't want to get shot.	174	Gqsmooth1969
A version of me from 5 years into the future told me that my time machine was too dangerous to use, but I laughed him off.	174	cindybubbles
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test	174	No_Cause2676