/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I got an iphone12 in order to do photography.

179 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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What specific field of science do most people in Arkansas need to know to make methamphetamine?

178 upvotes • YellowDomino

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Real moms look at their kids w pride thinking, "They're so smart & funny, etc I love them so much!"

178 upvotes • normelpersan

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With a hood over his face, he charged inside and shouted, "hands up, this is a robbery".

178 upvotes • BlowinThrough

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I felt dirty as I took my $20 payment and stuffed the bill into my pocket.

177 upvotes • lun0tic

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There's no way I could have ran over that man with my car!

177 upvotes • IronMongerVi

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"...so when my office crush asked me for a favor I automatically said 'yes' without really understanding what I was agreeing to."

177 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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what if president al gore and the Barack obama were brothers who were madly in love?

177 upvotes • ilyaEris

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I'll never be a dominatrix because it involves possibly stepping on a butt. NSFW

177 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7

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Here I sit, broken-hearted.

177 upvotes • Apprehensive_Cap_786

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got an iphone12 in order to do photography.	179	shakeythirsty
What specific field of science do most people in Arkansas need to know to make methamphetamine?	178	YellowDomino
Real moms look at their kids w pride thinking, "They're so smart & funny, etc I love them so much!"	178	normelpersan
With a hood over his face, he charged inside and shouted, "hands up, this is a robbery".	178	BlowinThrough
I felt dirty as I took my $20 payment and stuffed the bill into my pocket.	177	lun0tic
There's no way I could have ran over that man with my car!	177	IronMongerVi
"...so when my office crush asked me for a favor I automatically said 'yes' without really understanding what I was agreeing to."	177	Outside_Normal
what if president al gore and the Barack obama were brothers who were madly in love?	177	ilyaEris
I'll never be a dominatrix because it involves possibly stepping on a butt. NSFW	177	Embarrassingleader7
Here I sit, broken-hearted.	177	Apprehensive_Cap_786