/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Poetry over women, that's my motto.

180 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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How do you know if your best friend is gay?

180 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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One of my first memories of music is my parents singing their favorite song "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire.

180 upvotes • budsofbasil420

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Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

180 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday

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I got an iphone12 in order to do photography.

179 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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Someone in the crowded cafeteria cried out "Duck, soup!"

179 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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There was a zoo escape today.

179 upvotes • Dominicmeoward

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I’m out all hours of the day!

179 upvotes • [deleted]

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There will be no WWIII because it was not in The Simpsons.

179 upvotes • k-ska

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What’s the difference between fifa 21 and fifa 20?

179 upvotes • Davis10789

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Poetry over women, that's my motto.	180	HunterSDeadguy
How do you know if your best friend is gay?	180	TheOminousDarkness
One of my first memories of music is my parents singing their favorite song "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire.	180	budsofbasil420
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?	180	NoWingedHussarsToday
I got an iphone12 in order to do photography.	179	shakeythirsty
Someone in the crowded cafeteria cried out "Duck, soup!"	179	Outside_Normal
There was a zoo escape today.	179	Dominicmeoward
I’m out all hours of the day!	179	[deleted]
There will be no WWIII because it was not in The Simpsons.	179	k-ska
What’s the difference between fifa 21 and fifa 20?	179	Davis10789