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He arrived on time and grinned at me from the car with a noticeable erection.
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OTA1994
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“If you love someone, let them go and if they return to you, they were always yours.”
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My friend died after he over-dosed on Viagra
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How do you offend a chicken during charades?
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How many people w/ ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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"In ten years an alien race will remove the smartest of us from the planet."
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NoNoNotLikeThatAgain
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My brother told me how fashionable I am.
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Aaahhh, America: Land of the free!
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"...then the CEO shook my hand saying, 'congratulations on your promotion, Paul' and walked away."
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A green-eyed boy abhorred the sight of his baby brother's face planted on his mom's bosom, so one night, he rubbed poison on his mother's nipples while she was dead asleep.
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He arrived on time and grinned at me from the car with a noticeable erection.
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OTA1994
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“If you love someone, let them go and if they return to you, they were always yours.”
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My friend died after he over-dosed on Viagra
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How do you offend a chicken during charades?
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How many people w/ ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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"In ten years an alien race will remove the smartest of us from the planet."
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My brother told me how fashionable I am.
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Aaahhh, America: Land of the free!
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"...then the CEO shook my hand saying, 'congratulations on your promotion, Paul' and walked away."
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A green-eyed boy abhorred the sight of his baby brother's face planted on his mom's bosom, so one night, he rubbed poison on his mother's nipples while she was dead asleep.
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