/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My ex-girlfriend didn't like discovering that I can burp talk.

160 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I need somebody, not just anybody.

160 upvotes • scaptastic

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I tried to stifle my snickering when I ordered the "flied lice" off the menu.

160 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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"Tasty, sweet," he thought as he munched on the flake.

159 upvotes • thomasbrakeline

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My sister slipped me a passage to recite for our mom's birthday that was full of "S" alliterations.

159 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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The book's pages were stained with a deep shade of red....

159 upvotes • CKO1967

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My mother calmly put the milk back onto the shelf and then raged about the unacceptable “slur” that was on the carton.

159 upvotes • cindybubbles

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My doctor told me to go on a diet, so I ate a sandwich for lunch.

159 upvotes • KrustyRustyDusty

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Not sure why I'm feeling so behind today, like the time got away from me.

159 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Dear Santa ~ All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body.

159 upvotes • Moto-XL

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My ex-girlfriend didn't like discovering that I can burp talk.	160	HunterSDeadguy
I need somebody, not just anybody.	160	scaptastic
I tried to stifle my snickering when I ordered the "flied lice" off the menu.	160	Outside_Normal
"Tasty, sweet," he thought as he munched on the flake.	159	thomasbrakeline
My sister slipped me a passage to recite for our mom's birthday that was full of "S" alliterations.	159	Outside_Normal
The book's pages were stained with a deep shade of red....	159	CKO1967
My mother calmly put the milk back onto the shelf and then raged about the unacceptable “slur” that was on the carton.	159	cindybubbles
My doctor told me to go on a diet, so I ate a sandwich for lunch.	159	KrustyRustyDusty
Not sure why I'm feeling so behind today, like the time got away from me.	159	HunterSDeadguy
Dear Santa ~ All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body.	159	Moto-XL