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"This is going to be the biggest stimulus package in US history!"
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HunterSDeadguy
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I admire tall people
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OreMysticCoolcumber
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My girlfriend is a radiographer
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PrettyHotPotatoPapi
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“Why am I even falling!?” Lucifer shrieked as he plummeted from heaven
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KailTheDryad
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After losing to me — again — he went into graphic detail about the things he would do to my mother.
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Outside_Normal
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I have been studying all night.
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“Today was the third day in a row your son fell asleep in my class.”
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People only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
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ImQuiteHappy44
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I’m light as a feather, but the strongest person in the worlds can’t hold me for 5 minutes. What am i?
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rs20923
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Don't take drugs.
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HunterSDeadguy
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"This is going to be the biggest stimulus package in US history!"
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I admire tall people
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OreMysticCoolcumber
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My girlfriend is a radiographer
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PrettyHotPotatoPapi
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“Why am I even falling!?” Lucifer shrieked as he plummeted from heaven
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KailTheDryad
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After losing to me — again — he went into graphic detail about the things he would do to my mother.
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Outside_Normal
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I have been studying all night.
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LeapDayPizza
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“Today was the third day in a row your son fell asleep in my class.”
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People only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
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I’m light as a feather, but the strongest person in the worlds can’t hold me for 5 minutes. What am i?
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Don't take drugs.
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