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My girlfriend and I had been going for a bit when she told me with a wink, that she had ordered a book for us to have fun with, The Karma Sutra.

163 upvotes • Ctalkobt

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I hate it when psychology and gun terminology overlap.

162 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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What's the worst possible thing you could say to a poultry farmer?

162 upvotes • UmerAziz38111

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"What's your favourite song?"

162 upvotes • xXxHuntressxXx

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My self esteem is like food

161 upvotes • Tramelo

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A cougar gave me head last night.

161 upvotes • cindybubbles

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The local McDonald's put up a sign in their window saying "Now hiring high schoolers."

160 upvotes • HoneyBadgerC

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She said if I turned the light off I could stick it up her butt. NSFW

160 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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When your pee is red,

160 upvotes • [deleted]

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I need somebody, not just anybody.

160 upvotes • scaptastic

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend and I had been going for a bit when she told me with a wink, that she had ordered a book for us to have fun with, The Karma Sutra.	163	Ctalkobt
I hate it when psychology and gun terminology overlap.	162	HunterSDeadguy
What's the worst possible thing you could say to a poultry farmer?	162	UmerAziz38111
"What's your favourite song?"	162	xXxHuntressxXx
My self esteem is like food	161	Tramelo
A cougar gave me head last night.	161	cindybubbles
The local McDonald's put up a sign in their window saying "Now hiring high schoolers."	160	HoneyBadgerC
She said if I turned the light off I could stick it up her butt. NSFW	160	oldhandnewmind
When your pee is red,	160	[deleted]
I need somebody, not just anybody.	160	scaptastic