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Today I want to give thanks to the person that finally gave me another child. My daughter.
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mentallo
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I looked in the funhouse mirror to find my body horribly disfigured, I chuckled in amazement.
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Hary0423
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"Why do you live," the sapient AI queried of a captured human in search of answers to life.
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Nevek_Green
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Whenever you are bored do the following thing.
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SneakySolo
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You can lead a horse to water...
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HunterSDeadguy
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"You idiot!" yelled my friend after I failed to catch fish using KFC as bait.
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Once you're dead we'll remove your organs for donation, okay?
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There's a problem with defining intelligence.
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HunterSDeadguy
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Life is like a supermarket
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My girlfriend is like a vacuum cleaner.
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Today I want to give thanks to the person that finally gave me another child. My daughter.
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mentallo
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I looked in the funhouse mirror to find my body horribly disfigured, I chuckled in amazement.
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"Why do you live," the sapient AI queried of a captured human in search of answers to life.
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Whenever you are bored do the following thing.
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You can lead a horse to water...
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"You idiot!" yelled my friend after I failed to catch fish using KFC as bait.
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Once you're dead we'll remove your organs for donation, okay?
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There's a problem with defining intelligence.
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Life is like a supermarket
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My girlfriend is like a vacuum cleaner.
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