/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The news was talking about how a doctor was caught and arrested for giving people surprise circumcisions while they were sleeping.

124 upvotes • DarnJacketz

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He scrubbed scrubbed scrubbed vigorously with soap & bleach

124 upvotes • meowroarhiss

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The smell of burning flesh was overwhelming.

124 upvotes • Ich238

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I pushed my girlfriend a little too far this time and now I feel responsible after she ended up at the bottom of a cliff. NSFW

124 upvotes • [deleted]

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My girlfriend doesn’t mind that I have a kid.

124 upvotes • TheEyeGuy13

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The clown from 'IT' knows how to save money

124 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber

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I thrusted harder and harder enjoying every second of it. NSFW

123 upvotes • jayblur13

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I recently farted the other day.

123 upvotes • [deleted]

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So apparently in Norway all the military ships have giant barcodes on the side of them.

123 upvotes • Mahdlo_

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"Happy New Year," I slurred my greeting at the tall pale stranger at the end of the street.

123 upvotes • GrimmRetails

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The news was talking about how a doctor was caught and arrested for giving people surprise circumcisions while they were sleeping.	124	DarnJacketz
He scrubbed scrubbed scrubbed vigorously with soap & bleach	124	meowroarhiss
The smell of burning flesh was overwhelming.	124	Ich238
I pushed my girlfriend a little too far this time and now I feel responsible after she ended up at the bottom of a cliff. NSFW	124	[deleted]
My girlfriend doesn’t mind that I have a kid.	124	TheEyeGuy13
The clown from 'IT' knows how to save money	124	OreMysticCoolcumber
I thrusted harder and harder enjoying every second of it. NSFW	123	jayblur13
I recently farted the other day.	123	[deleted]
So apparently in Norway all the military ships have giant barcodes on the side of them.	123	Mahdlo_
"Happy New Year," I slurred my greeting at the tall pale stranger at the end of the street.	123	GrimmRetails