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What do you call a creature that has one eye, two arms, and three legs?

128 upvotes • Bloxy_Boba

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128 upvotes • [deleted]

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[NSFW] I sighed in dismay as I realised the damn thing was completely jammed and there was no way I could force it without potentially damaging something. NSFW

127 upvotes • BlackCat550

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My friend had proven he could stop and start time by appearing in front of me from down the block in the blink of an eye.

126 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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People often talk about dancing with your demons and I think I’m getting the hang of it

126 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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I took the part in the golden shower adult movie as I was still in lockdown.

126 upvotes • joepublicdisgrace

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The smell of freshly popped popcorn and the distinct popping sound filled the room.

126 upvotes • WaterShapedOrgans

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He told me, "I'll be taking care of a hot chick tonight, if you know what I mean."

125 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I broke up with my roblox girlfriend at a family get together.

125 upvotes • TheVanillaaaa

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My friends and family said I need to lay off the booze.

125 upvotes • trevormonk

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What do you call a creature that has one eye, two arms, and three legs?	128	Bloxy_Boba
[deleted by user]	128	[deleted]
[NSFW] I sighed in dismay as I realised the damn thing was completely jammed and there was no way I could force it without potentially damaging something. NSFW	127	BlackCat550
My friend had proven he could stop and start time by appearing in front of me from down the block in the blink of an eye.	126	Outside_Normal
People often talk about dancing with your demons and I think I’m getting the hang of it	126	KailTheDryad
I took the part in the golden shower adult movie as I was still in lockdown.	126	joepublicdisgrace
The smell of freshly popped popcorn and the distinct popping sound filled the room.	126	WaterShapedOrgans
He told me, "I'll be taking care of a hot chick tonight, if you know what I mean."	125	Outside_Normal
I broke up with my roblox girlfriend at a family get together.	125	TheVanillaaaa
My friends and family said I need to lay off the booze.	125	trevormonk