/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

Yeah, I’m addicted to break fluid.

153 upvotes • GameTimeBros

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“I guess the time has finally come,” I said sadly as the footsteps approached my door.

153 upvotes • AnakinSkywalker755

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hey guys guess what

153 upvotes • darrisguy

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I was 21 years old when I started watching friends, these cool older people who had jobs & a sex life and I thought, "I'll be 25 one day".

153 upvotes • normelpersan

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I hate people who think they're most important person in the world

153 upvotes • QueenElsaArrendelle

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What is a banana without a pineapple?

153 upvotes • general_kenobi18462

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The only thing my father ever gave me, his only son, was a name that would guarantee I'd be bullied a lot.

152 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I remember one time my mother pulled that "pregnant turkey" prank.

152 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I finally figured out my new years resolution.

152 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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MISSING DOG: Three legs, mangy flea-infested fur, no teeth, one ear bitten off, and broken tail.

152 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Yeah, I’m addicted to break fluid.	153	GameTimeBros
“I guess the time has finally come,” I said sadly as the footsteps approached my door.	153	AnakinSkywalker755
hey guys guess what	153	darrisguy
I was 21 years old when I started watching friends, these cool older people who had jobs & a sex life and I thought, "I'll be 25 one day".	153	normelpersan
I hate people who think they're most important person in the world	153	QueenElsaArrendelle
What is a banana without a pineapple?	153	general_kenobi18462
The only thing my father ever gave me, his only son, was a name that would guarantee I'd be bullied a lot.	152	Outside_Normal
I remember one time my mother pulled that "pregnant turkey" prank.	152	Outside_Normal
I finally figured out my new years resolution.	152	HunterSDeadguy
MISSING DOG: Three legs, mangy flea-infested fur, no teeth, one ear bitten off, and broken tail.	152	TheOminousDarkness