/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Does anyone else eat all the movie popcorn during the previews?

0 upvotes • TimeLuckBug

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Shit in my ass

0 upvotes • THICCPHROG_15

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What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?

0 upvotes • [deleted]

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Bill Cosby died, and found himself in Hell, forever sodomized by a massive, stinking, gorilla.

0 upvotes • [deleted]

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My friend who had a sore throat punched the heck outta me

0 upvotes • [deleted]

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If you can string a bow but the only sentence you can string together is, "ep, ep ohh, hahh, ehh ehh."

0 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I just won a lifetime supply for the first time!

0 upvotes • MisterBastian

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Would a person who hates the sight of blood be hemophobic?

0 upvotes • wondererSkull

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The job was ought to be easy n' to make a good buck: 5 grand for a baby.

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It's so easy...

0 upvotes • kayjaymeow

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Does anyone else eat all the movie popcorn during the previews?	0	TimeLuckBug
Shit in my ass	0	THICCPHROG_15
What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?	0	[deleted]
Bill Cosby died, and found himself in Hell, forever sodomized by a massive, stinking, gorilla.	0	[deleted]
My friend who had a sore throat punched the heck outta me	0	[deleted]
If you can string a bow but the only sentence you can string together is, "ep, ep ohh, hahh, ehh ehh."	0	HunterSDeadguy
I just won a lifetime supply for the first time!	0	MisterBastian
Would a person who hates the sight of blood be hemophobic?	0	wondererSkull
The job was ought to be easy n' to make a good buck: 5 grand for a baby.	0	[deleted]
It's so easy...	0	kayjaymeow