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A priest, a physicist, and a Buddhist monk hastily walk into a bar after finishing a week-long debate over the makeup of all particles in the universe.

147 upvotes • scwheatley

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I was proud when my husband finally converted.

147 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Women are terrifying and amazing at the same time.

147 upvotes • k-ska

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Lonely as hell, I signed myself up to a match maker to make some arrangements

147 upvotes • Tokiidokii_chan

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"We shall take turns naming Smash Mouth songs," the Grim Reaper intoned, "or your life will be forfeit.

147 upvotes • sunsetsupergoth

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And then the demon looked at me and said, “May your worst nightmare come to fruition.”

147 upvotes • JudeWheresMyCar76

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Since everyone wants free English lessons because I'm British, here let me teach you what 'lowest' means.

147 upvotes • anon9876543210nymous

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who says cats don't try to please their owners

146 upvotes • boredinthecosmos

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My grandma has a wooden peg leg.

146 upvotes • czarcbas

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TIFU by kissing my crush in front of everyone.

146 upvotes • BeingAcidwithYOU45

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A priest, a physicist, and a Buddhist monk hastily walk into a bar after finishing a week-long debate over the makeup of all particles in the universe.	147	scwheatley
I was proud when my husband finally converted.	147	cindybubbles
Women are terrifying and amazing at the same time.	147	k-ska
Lonely as hell, I signed myself up to a match maker to make some arrangements	147	Tokiidokii_chan
"We shall take turns naming Smash Mouth songs," the Grim Reaper intoned, "or your life will be forfeit.	147	sunsetsupergoth
And then the demon looked at me and said, “May your worst nightmare come to fruition.”	147	JudeWheresMyCar76
Since everyone wants free English lessons because I'm British, here let me teach you what 'lowest' means.	147	anon9876543210nymous
who says cats don't try to please their owners	146	boredinthecosmos
My grandma has a wooden peg leg.	146	czarcbas
TIFU by kissing my crush in front of everyone.	146	BeingAcidwithYOU45