/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I wonder if should hire myself out as an entertainer.

130 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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They tried to torture me by looping through the most annoying songs known to man.

130 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Why did the infected neanderthal say while dying in germany?

130 upvotes • YellowDomino

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'Mom, daddy fell in the meat grinder.'

130 upvotes • MunsoonX3

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My dad always told me to avoid tall trees,

130 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber

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Her oxygen tank only has 8 hours left, so read the following instructions very carefully in order to find her.

130 upvotes • Jakeh7494

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Even though the sun was blocked in the sky, I found myself mesmerized.

130 upvotes • fourtaco

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“Swish and spit,” said my dentist.

130 upvotes • Patheticity

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"I wish to never get scammed!"

130 upvotes • Normie_trash_69

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I’m scared of toilets

129 upvotes • Ultmio

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wonder if should hire myself out as an entertainer.	130	Outside_Normal
They tried to torture me by looping through the most annoying songs known to man.	130	Outside_Normal
Why did the infected neanderthal say while dying in germany?	130	YellowDomino
'Mom, daddy fell in the meat grinder.'	130	MunsoonX3
My dad always told me to avoid tall trees,	130	OreMysticCoolcumber
Her oxygen tank only has 8 hours left, so read the following instructions very carefully in order to find her.	130	Jakeh7494
Even though the sun was blocked in the sky, I found myself mesmerized.	130	fourtaco
“Swish and spit,” said my dentist.	130	Patheticity
"I wish to never get scammed!"	130	Normie_trash_69
I’m scared of toilets	129	Ultmio