/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I threw a boomerang 20 years ago.

132 upvotes • CackleCore

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I masturbate constantly.

132 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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“oh so you were born blind? do you get bored of always seeing black?”

132 upvotes • sjsjabsnd

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"We need to break up," I said to my girlfriend.

131 upvotes • MidnightCharisk

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How far can a plane make it with only one engine?

131 upvotes • Nevek_Green

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Fuck capitalism

131 upvotes • Apocafeller

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i told my friend a funny story over the phone and he started laughing.. i was so happy i made someone laugh

131 upvotes • HeatOfRun

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I think if I went to heaven, I would have an eternity to become used to it, and it would become hellishly boring.

131 upvotes • copenhagen_bram

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'Mom, daddy fell in the meat grinder.'

130 upvotes • MunsoonX3

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Why did the infected neanderthal say while dying in germany?

130 upvotes • YellowDomino

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I threw a boomerang 20 years ago.	132	CackleCore
I masturbate constantly.	132	TheOminousDarkness
“oh so you were born blind? do you get bored of always seeing black?”	132	sjsjabsnd
"We need to break up," I said to my girlfriend.	131	MidnightCharisk
How far can a plane make it with only one engine?	131	Nevek_Green
Fuck capitalism	131	Apocafeller
i told my friend a funny story over the phone and he started laughing.. i was so happy i made someone laugh	131	HeatOfRun
I think if I went to heaven, I would have an eternity to become used to it, and it would become hellishly boring.	131	copenhagen_bram
'Mom, daddy fell in the meat grinder.'	130	MunsoonX3
Why did the infected neanderthal say while dying in germany?	130	YellowDomino