/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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What's the one thing snipers can't tell their wives?

440 upvotes • Drkam87

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It amazing when mom helps me get good grades...

438 upvotes • This_Mind_Of_Mine

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“I think you need to go outside and take a breather.”

435 upvotes • EsreverEdicius

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I'm in a bad place right now....

435 upvotes • CKO1967

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I kept hitting the giant mouse on the head with a bat until it stopped moving

433 upvotes • sugar-soad

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I emptied my lemonade bottle down the drain and filled it with my urine, in hopes of catching my roommate in the act.

431 upvotes • InnerHuman628

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Well, everybody says that we all get that 15 seconds of fame.

429 upvotes • WilliamRose17

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“Oh, yes, harder!” He moaned happily NSFW

428 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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I went into the bathroom horrified to play the bloody mary game, but I was told by my friends to try it.

426 upvotes • BuyOrDieSucker

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I was watching anime in my room.

422 upvotes • dino_took_my_wallet

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What's the one thing snipers can't tell their wives?	440	Drkam87
It amazing when mom helps me get good grades...	438	This_Mind_Of_Mine
“I think you need to go outside and take a breather.”	435	EsreverEdicius
I'm in a bad place right now....	435	CKO1967
I kept hitting the giant mouse on the head with a bat until it stopped moving	433	sugar-soad
I emptied my lemonade bottle down the drain and filled it with my urine, in hopes of catching my roommate in the act.	431	InnerHuman628
Well, everybody says that we all get that 15 seconds of fame.	429	WilliamRose17
“Oh, yes, harder!” He moaned happily NSFW	428	KailTheDryad
I went into the bathroom horrified to play the bloody mary game, but I was told by my friends to try it.	426	BuyOrDieSucker
I was watching anime in my room.	422	dino_took_my_wallet