/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The door closed and I quickly regretted what I had done.

121 upvotes • lun0tic

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A knife was inserted into my back, I could feel the cold and yet so warm liquid running down my back.

121 upvotes • ToeMost3146

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The ironic consequences if hoarding.

121 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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When I awoke in the hospital, i was told they had to use a defibrillator on me.

121 upvotes • emzawemza05

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Dad finally came back.

121 upvotes • Wolfgang2002

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I lost an argument about my posture

121 upvotes • JobbesMcGee

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The United States government is fully functioning and effective.

121 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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"Chasing a girl that is worth chasing is more important that some 'rules' telling you to stop"

120 upvotes • BeingAcidwithYOU45

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I was in an existential crisis.

120 upvotes • iamdev10

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Why is it easier to stay skinny in Japan?? NSFW

120 upvotes • TastyDan21

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The door closed and I quickly regretted what I had done.	121	lun0tic
A knife was inserted into my back, I could feel the cold and yet so warm liquid running down my back.	121	ToeMost3146
The ironic consequences if hoarding.	121	HunterSDeadguy
When I awoke in the hospital, i was told they had to use a defibrillator on me.	121	emzawemza05
Dad finally came back.	121	Wolfgang2002
I lost an argument about my posture	121	JobbesMcGee
The United States government is fully functioning and effective.	121	HunterSDeadguy
"Chasing a girl that is worth chasing is more important that some 'rules' telling you to stop"	120	BeingAcidwithYOU45
I was in an existential crisis.	120	iamdev10
Why is it easier to stay skinny in Japan?? NSFW	120	TastyDan21