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Ever since we started exploring the galaxy, people bring home different weird aliens as pets.

954 upvotes • tuviapollack

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James smiled as he thought to himself, "A loving wife, happy children, a modest home and a meaningful job."

954 upvotes • SkepticDrinker

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I saved my children from Hitler's death camps by proving they all had blue eyes.

953 upvotes • Lots42

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My mom smothered me with so much love throughout the course of my life that I didn’t feel bad about returning the favor at the end of hers.

953 upvotes • cal_ness

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"And for your final wish?", the genie asked as I gripped the blood soaked bat in my hands.

953 upvotes • _RoamingHobo_

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During breakfast, my mommy and brother did a funny dance and it made me laugh so hard that I spit out my orange juice.

953 upvotes • dailydonuts16

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Dashing thru the snow, in a 1 horse open sleigh...

953 upvotes • phakeusername1

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No matter how much I practiced when I came to the real thing I always froze.

953 upvotes • LozartMD

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Walking out of the prison for the first time in ages, I heard a voice call to me.

953 upvotes • SpyKids3DGameOver

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[DEC22] For countless millennia She remained trapped, ruminating on the fact that She had missed her chance to escape with her lesser Brothers and Sisters….

953 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since we started exploring the galaxy, people bring home different weird aliens as pets.	954	tuviapollack
James smiled as he thought to himself, "A loving wife, happy children, a modest home and a meaningful job."	954	SkepticDrinker
I saved my children from Hitler's death camps by proving they all had blue eyes.	953	Lots42
My mom smothered me with so much love throughout the course of my life that I didn’t feel bad about returning the favor at the end of hers.	953	cal_ness
"And for your final wish?", the genie asked as I gripped the blood soaked bat in my hands.	953	_RoamingHobo_
During breakfast, my mommy and brother did a funny dance and it made me laugh so hard that I spit out my orange juice.	953	dailydonuts16
Dashing thru the snow, in a 1 horse open sleigh...	953	phakeusername1
No matter how much I practiced when I came to the real thing I always froze.	953	LozartMD
Walking out of the prison for the first time in ages, I heard a voice call to me.	953	SpyKids3DGameOver
[DEC22] For countless millennia She remained trapped, ruminating on the fact that She had missed her chance to escape with her lesser Brothers and Sisters….	953	tasteofhemlock