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My phone rings and when I answer I hear the annoying automated sentence of "Hi I've been informed you were recently in a car accident..."
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To this day, killing five of those vermins with a single gunshot is one of my greatest achievements.
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“Alright passengers, welcome aboard and settle into those cryopods, we’ll be leaving soon on our 300 year journey”
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[OCT22] “I’m telling you, Emily,” she complained over the phone, “I’m suing the photographer for the sick joke he played in my wedding album.”
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