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When the angel asked which highlight reel I wanted to see I went we ‘all the times in my life I nearly died’.

531 upvotes • Peterleclark

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"Your beautiful eyes remind me of my mom's," I told my Tinder date.

531 upvotes • AShadyPyro

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As I adjusted his vest lovingly, my son looked excited for his first day.

531 upvotes • DrowningFish_101

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Panting slightly, all I could think about as I jogged down the street was how much I hated running.

531 upvotes • rumestilskine

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“Don’t worry, sweetie,” my mom said as she ran her fingers through my hair.

531 upvotes • SimplyPuff

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The first test was a real piece of cake so I finished it in just three minutes.

531 upvotes • Salsal_Azar

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After a stressful week, I decided to treat myself to a sauna.

531 upvotes • 78_1826

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I woke up to find tiny bugs in my water glass by my bed.

531 upvotes • jdyerjdyer

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I chuckled as the nurse rubbed the crook of my elbow with an alcohol swab before sliding the needle into the cool, stinging patch of my skin.

531 upvotes • ZookeepergameAlive69

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My four year old daughter screamed in pain after I stabbed her in the face

531 upvotes • sugar-soad

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the angel asked which highlight reel I wanted to see I went we ‘all the times in my life I nearly died’.	531	Peterleclark
"Your beautiful eyes remind me of my mom's," I told my Tinder date.	531	AShadyPyro
As I adjusted his vest lovingly, my son looked excited for his first day.	531	DrowningFish_101
Panting slightly, all I could think about as I jogged down the street was how much I hated running.	531	rumestilskine
“Don’t worry, sweetie,” my mom said as she ran her fingers through my hair.	531	SimplyPuff
The first test was a real piece of cake so I finished it in just three minutes.	531	Salsal_Azar
After a stressful week, I decided to treat myself to a sauna.	531	78_1826
I woke up to find tiny bugs in my water glass by my bed.	531	jdyerjdyer
I chuckled as the nurse rubbed the crook of my elbow with an alcohol swab before sliding the needle into the cool, stinging patch of my skin.	531	ZookeepergameAlive69
My four year old daughter screamed in pain after I stabbed her in the face	531	sugar-soad