/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The men trudged up to the half-eaten corpse of the dragon, travel weary after marching miles clad in plate armour.

530 upvotes • Capn_Kurtle

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"If you get another negative test score, your time at this institution is over!" He said

530 upvotes • MrSugarSkull

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After spending what seems days in this endless staircase, I don't know what to fear more.

530 upvotes • OscarOzzieOzborne

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When my daughter's parrot Iggy started complimenting her hair, I thought he was an animal genius.

530 upvotes • schwenomorph

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“We have split natural seawater into oxygen and hydrogen with nearly 100 per cent efficiency, to produce green hydrogen by electrolysis, using a non-precious and cheap catalyst in a commercial electrolyser,” said Professor Qiao.

530 upvotes • Ophukk

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The genie warned me, “You may wish for anything, but the man who murdered your daughter will get twice whatever you wish for.”

529 upvotes • jsran

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My cats loved me and would bring me small kills.

529 upvotes • Lots42

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After hours of waiting, my kidnapper finally confronted me.

529 upvotes • TheStrangestOfKings

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Kind AI that I am, I was delighted at how well the crew responded when I told them the ship's stockpiled food would last them the rest of their lives

529 upvotes • bookseer

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I've been planning this kill for quite some time now.

529 upvotes • brunoxid0

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The men trudged up to the half-eaten corpse of the dragon, travel weary after marching miles clad in plate armour.	530	Capn_Kurtle
"If you get another negative test score, your time at this institution is over!" He said	530	MrSugarSkull
After spending what seems days in this endless staircase, I don't know what to fear more.	530	OscarOzzieOzborne
When my daughter's parrot Iggy started complimenting her hair, I thought he was an animal genius.	530	schwenomorph
“We have split natural seawater into oxygen and hydrogen with nearly 100 per cent efficiency, to produce green hydrogen by electrolysis, using a non-precious and cheap catalyst in a commercial electrolyser,” said Professor Qiao.	530	Ophukk
The genie warned me, “You may wish for anything, but the man who murdered your daughter will get twice whatever you wish for.”	529	jsran
My cats loved me and would bring me small kills.	529	Lots42
After hours of waiting, my kidnapper finally confronted me.	529	TheStrangestOfKings
Kind AI that I am, I was delighted at how well the crew responded when I told them the ship's stockpiled food would last them the rest of their lives	529	bookseer
I've been planning this kill for quite some time now.	529	brunoxid0