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My son convinced me to pay a visit to the mental asylum the other day.

503 upvotes • Lord_of_the_lawnmoer

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I just KNEW my neighbors were trying to keep the best swimming spot for themselves by putting up "NO SWIMMING!" signs along the edge of the property.

503 upvotes • ImABansheeBitch

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My boyfriend surprised me by sneaking some flowers into my apartment during my long, double shift

503 upvotes • hyliabook

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I swallowed the pills and relaxed, eagerly awaiting the effects, then received a call from my dealer in a panic

503 upvotes • Rosievw

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Finally it seemed like one of the aliens had taken mercy on me and decided to remove me from this infernal captivity.

502 upvotes • MrFitzgerald

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On April the 1st a scientist discovered what happens after we die and decided to broadcast the discovery to the world

502 upvotes • Jesse_Allen3

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I requested to be buried with my phone as a joke

502 upvotes • WinWithoutFighting

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The people on the beach watched in stunned silence as I carried my dead sister out of the water.

502 upvotes • Ben0ut

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As I blew my nose and this squirming, bloody, snail-like creature came out, I felt a sudden rush of consciousness and memories returning to me.

502 upvotes • frankichiro

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I lay weeping silently beside my new wife, regretting not marrying my first love

502 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son convinced me to pay a visit to the mental asylum the other day.	503	Lord_of_the_lawnmoer
I just KNEW my neighbors were trying to keep the best swimming spot for themselves by putting up "NO SWIMMING!" signs along the edge of the property.	503	ImABansheeBitch
My boyfriend surprised me by sneaking some flowers into my apartment during my long, double shift	503	hyliabook
I swallowed the pills and relaxed, eagerly awaiting the effects, then received a call from my dealer in a panic	503	Rosievw
Finally it seemed like one of the aliens had taken mercy on me and decided to remove me from this infernal captivity.	502	MrFitzgerald
On April the 1st a scientist discovered what happens after we die and decided to broadcast the discovery to the world	502	Jesse_Allen3
I requested to be buried with my phone as a joke	502	WinWithoutFighting
The people on the beach watched in stunned silence as I carried my dead sister out of the water.	502	Ben0ut
As I blew my nose and this squirming, bloody, snail-like creature came out, I felt a sudden rush of consciousness and memories returning to me.	502	frankichiro
I lay weeping silently beside my new wife, regretting not marrying my first love	502	KailTheDryad