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I thought I was the luckiest man alive when I saw the earth explode from the safety of the space station
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[SEP22] At the condo cocktail party some old drunk dude warns me about a monster that's lived in the nearby forest for possibly millions of years.
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Every person in the world now has a number displayed above their head showing how many people they’ve slept with, so when a woman I met had no number displayed I assumed she was a virgin.
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