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Dno’t pnaic, tihs is yuor bairn, I dno’t hvae mcuh tmie, it cna’t dciehper scblramed wrods, get hlep, it’s arleady insdie of you.

8028 upvotes • icelugger86

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After 2 weeks of radio silence the recovery team expected they would only find the astronauts' corpses.

8027 upvotes • halfwaykf

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I was relieved when my parent's were so kind and welcoming as I, their oldest son, brought home my first boyfriend for dinner.

8024 upvotes • DangrDayyze

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Crippled with fear and anxiety, her husband bought a stethoscope in hopes that listening to the twins in her belly would help her calm down.

8021 upvotes • Ushouldknowthat

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With my parachute firmly strapped to my back, I took a deep breath and jumped out the plane’s door.

8018 upvotes • skinnybonesd73

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"You said I won a lifetime supply of chocolate, this is only one chocolate bar" I said to the person running the contest

8001 upvotes • Puzzleheaded_Buy9973

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The first cryogenically frozen human was defrosted after a hundred years

7997 upvotes • CherryBlackEyes

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I'm finally leaving my abusive husband.

7992 upvotes • ShakespearesNutSack

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Soldiers are attacking my school, they're killing all my classmates and teachers!

7991 upvotes • TeufortNine

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James never realised that years of safety goggle-less welding had left tiny metal slivers in his eyes...

7990 upvotes • WideEyedWand3rer

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dno’t pnaic, tihs is yuor bairn, I dno’t hvae mcuh tmie, it cna’t dciehper scblramed wrods, get hlep, it’s arleady insdie of you.	8028	icelugger86
After 2 weeks of radio silence the recovery team expected they would only find the astronauts' corpses.	8027	halfwaykf
I was relieved when my parent's were so kind and welcoming as I, their oldest son, brought home my first boyfriend for dinner.	8024	DangrDayyze
Crippled with fear and anxiety, her husband bought a stethoscope in hopes that listening to the twins in her belly would help her calm down.	8021	Ushouldknowthat
With my parachute firmly strapped to my back, I took a deep breath and jumped out the plane’s door.	8018	skinnybonesd73
"You said I won a lifetime supply of chocolate, this is only one chocolate bar" I said to the person running the contest	8001	Puzzleheaded_Buy9973
The first cryogenically frozen human was defrosted after a hundred years	7997	CherryBlackEyes
I'm finally leaving my abusive husband.	7992	ShakespearesNutSack
Soldiers are attacking my school, they're killing all my classmates and teachers!	7991	TeufortNine
James never realised that years of safety goggle-less welding had left tiny metal slivers in his eyes...	7990	WideEyedWand3rer