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As a child, I loved to watch the little figure run and jump behind the car, avoiding obstacles and following us.

284 upvotes • joy3111

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I was annoyed that my girlfriend kept buzzing our distance bracelets so late at night.

284 upvotes • GodSnek42

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"Google, I'm bleeding out, call the police!"

284 upvotes • handsoffmyspuds

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The creepy man was even more excited when I told him it was just me and my 2 year old brother at home with no parents

284 upvotes • BTS-X-ARMYLOVE

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"Let's put the X in sex," whispered the rock star, running his hand gently down my arm.

284 upvotes • Long_Before_Sunrise

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When I was hired 45 years ago, I had to sign a legally binding contract that said that I had to return everything that the company paid for if I were to cease working there.

284 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I’m so grateful I own a dog.

284 upvotes • Annepackrat

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My son asked me how I feel about abortions so I told him to go ask his sister.

284 upvotes • hardatworktom

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I always thought it strange that the park ranger would put up statues of the missing campers.

284 upvotes • zlegoman2

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Told my wife to dress up as a clown to prank my clown-fearing son on his upcoming birthday-party.

284 upvotes • wondererSkull

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a child, I loved to watch the little figure run and jump behind the car, avoiding obstacles and following us.	284	joy3111
I was annoyed that my girlfriend kept buzzing our distance bracelets so late at night.	284	GodSnek42
"Google, I'm bleeding out, call the police!"	284	handsoffmyspuds
The creepy man was even more excited when I told him it was just me and my 2 year old brother at home with no parents	284	BTS-X-ARMYLOVE
"Let's put the X in sex," whispered the rock star, running his hand gently down my arm.	284	Long_Before_Sunrise
When I was hired 45 years ago, I had to sign a legally binding contract that said that I had to return everything that the company paid for if I were to cease working there.	284	cindybubbles
I’m so grateful I own a dog.	284	Annepackrat
My son asked me how I feel about abortions so I told him to go ask his sister.	284	hardatworktom
I always thought it strange that the park ranger would put up statues of the missing campers.	284	zlegoman2
Told my wife to dress up as a clown to prank my clown-fearing son on his upcoming birthday-party.	284	wondererSkull