/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I wish to kill who my girlfriend's cheating with," he said monkey paw in hand

4839 upvotes • TillIever2211

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"Ha, maybe if you were the last guy on earth."

4838 upvotes • silwnt

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I was both excited and anxious while going through a bunch of magazines in the waiting area of the Children's hospital.

4837 upvotes • smartycat84

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"She's one in a million" he said

4837 upvotes • Knukun

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As an immortal, I know I will watch all my friends die.

4836 upvotes • Urbenmyth

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As they lowered my son into his grave I took out my cellphone and looked at him one last time.

4836 upvotes • Thunor_SixHammers

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I've been a firefighter for 25 years, and I have four beautiful young children.

4835 upvotes • WrenchLover

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As I coughed violently, thousands of flies spilled from my throat and filled the room with a black, buzzing cloud.

4828 upvotes • RaynaClay

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Just as I realized my toothpaste had been switched out, my son ran in and proclaimed "Apwil Fools dad, I pwanked you!"

4822 upvotes • SpuriousPultroon

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“I dunno, the odds of two serial killers going on a date is low,” she laughed.

4822 upvotes • Danielmav

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I wish to kill who my girlfriend's cheating with," he said monkey paw in hand	4839	TillIever2211
"Ha, maybe if you were the last guy on earth."	4838	silwnt
I was both excited and anxious while going through a bunch of magazines in the waiting area of the Children's hospital.	4837	smartycat84
"She's one in a million" he said	4837	Knukun
As an immortal, I know I will watch all my friends die.	4836	Urbenmyth
As they lowered my son into his grave I took out my cellphone and looked at him one last time.	4836	Thunor_SixHammers
I've been a firefighter for 25 years, and I have four beautiful young children.	4835	WrenchLover
As I coughed violently, thousands of flies spilled from my throat and filled the room with a black, buzzing cloud.	4828	RaynaClay
Just as I realized my toothpaste had been switched out, my son ran in and proclaimed "Apwil Fools dad, I pwanked you!"	4822	SpuriousPultroon
“I dunno, the odds of two serial killers going on a date is low,” she laughed.	4822	Danielmav